If Only There was a Ctrl+Z in Real Life

We have just crossed the street when this old lady wave her hands to us. She talked about birds and bread and how we should share our bread with the birds. Weird. She said she was an Italian and that we should go to Rome and many other things I didn't find relevant to anything. Then she took his hands and my hands and said, "boyfriend," while looking at him and, "girlfriend," looking at me. Then it was the dumbest thing I could ever do, saying, "Noooooo we're friends."

Darn.

I should have said, "I wish so."

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